1. Why being a drunken pirate is better and videos on the toilet are a good idea

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    August 16, 2013 by fatcai

    Once upon a time in the USA, I had the pleasure of going to college in the Mid-west with people …
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  2. Why smoking is good for you (Rauchverbot NRW 2013)

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    April 30, 2013 by fatcai

    I remember the days  back in Ireland when you used to be able to smoke in many many places where …
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  3. Why suspended coffee is a fucking terrible idea and everyone should get over it

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    April 6, 2013 by fatcai

    So, ladies and gentlemen, there has been this lovely little heart-warming picture flying about over Facebook lately, accompanied by comments …
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  4. Going fishing in gay bars

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    April 4, 2013 by fatcai

    How excited I was when my best friend finally realised he was gay. Every month at some wonderful shitfaced drunk …
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  5. How to celebrate St Patricks Day as an Irish person abroad

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    March 22, 2013 by fatcai

    So for Irish people, St. Patrick’s Day is important. Well no. First of all St. Patrick’s Day was not at …
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  6. Drunken Decision-making – WIN!

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    December 3, 2012 by fatcai

    My dick of an ex-boyfriend happened to have a very insightful phrase that I now wish to refer to. “A …
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  7. Why you should hire an Ausländer as your Putzfee

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    November 16, 2012 by fatcai

    One thing you notice when you move to Germany is that there are a shit ton of rubbish bins (trash …
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  8. Going drinking with a Straßenpenner

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    November 16, 2012 by fatcai

    Wednesday 14th November 2012 was a very important day, not because a person very dear to me celebrated their quarter …
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  9. EINS ZWEI POLIZEI!! How to not get arrested and in a shit ton of trouble abroad.

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    October 22, 2013 by fatcai

    If you are an Irish person in Germany it is very easy to get in trouble with the police. Germans …
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  10. Why you should make out with me

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    February 26, 2013 by fatcai

    I really really love making out, french kissing, tonguing, whatever. One time I was drunk and wanted to make out …
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