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I am who I am. I wander round the place taking shots of Jägermeister and I always think I need to get more drunk, even when I am blatantly drunk enough already. I have a lobster. I take photographs of said lobster. Weird shit always happens to me and mad people magically gravitate towards me. I judge people and my humour is dark and sarcastic. I am famous for being “Mama Nicky” who will always “tell you how it is” even if you are being shit or a dumbass. Sometimes I have to literally slap sense into people. Maybe I will slap you.

I am actually one of the founders of the word ‘fuckedupigkeit’, I can’t remember who the other co-founders are because we were fucked up at the time.


Once upon a time I spent my life travelling around getting mad drunk and funny things used to happen. Now I am one of those serious and boring people that makes vegan food, studies for no good reason, goes pee-pee together with her boyfriend and goes to bed at a sensible hour when they have to work the next day.

But sometimes the magic still happens and that is what you might want to read about.


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